Pleeps' first visit to Founders! |
Our first stop? Founders,
of course! We love Founders so much that
we had wanted to get back there immediately after our first visit (again, this
was our first time since the aforementioned Michigan trip). We pretty much opened the place, which was
fine with us. Our first-ever visit
occurred on an extremely busy night, and it was elbow to asshole throughout the
entire brewpub, making it very difficult to even procure a seat or wait staff,
much less enjoy ourselves. (We ended up
going the following morning, and enjoyed our visit immensely!) At any rate, here we were bright and early
(at least by beer drinkers’ standards) at one of our favorite brewpubs on the
planet. I started with a twelve-ounce
pour of the brewpub-only Brewer’s Guild IPA, an 8% Cascade-fueled hoppy
ale. Brewslut started with the same size
of a beer called Spite, a Pale Ale brewed with an assortment of spicy peppers
including Anaheim, habanero, and Serrano.
Translation? Hotter than a
ten-peckered Billy goat! After a few
sips of this face-melting concoction, Brewslut exclaimed, “My burp is gonna be
like a flamethrower!”
Smell them hops! |
After our initial beers, we decided to have a few samples,
as there were numerous interesting-sounding beers on the menu. We sampled four offerings: Porter, Oatmeal
Stout, Berry Cherry Thrilla and Founders Fest Wheat. While the former two are standard offerings,
the latter two beers were brewpub-only releases. Berry Cherry Thrilla was a sweet and mildly
tart blend of two Founders beers – Cerise and Rubius. The Fest Wheat was a hoppy American wheat
beer, which seem to be all the rage these days (think Three Floyds Gumballhead,
but not quite as hoppy). After weighing
my options, I decided to try my luck with a 9.2% ABV heavyweight
(coincidentally my favorite named beer of the lot) called Dave’s Not Here,” a
nod to one of the first Cheech and Chong comedy sketches. This beer was described as a Red Ale (most
likely Red’s Rye) aged equally in whiskey, maple, and (I think) bourbon
barrels. Wow! This was probably the beer of the trip for
me, a rarity indeed, especially given how recently the trip began. But I knew after a few sips of this delicious
nectar that this was going to be a tough one to beat! The whiskey and oak characteristics were quite
dominant up front and in the nose, but the finish was all about the maple
sweetness. I can’t really do justice in
describing how awesome this beer was!
Let’s just say that anything Founders puts into a barrel turns out to get
as luscious as a pair of perfectly formed female breasts. Yeah… it’s that good!
Brewslut about to unleash the burp flamethrower on me. |
After our visit to Founders, we met up with Kelly back at
the radio studio for the obligatory ten-cent tour. Then, we headed ‘round the corner to Hop Cat,
who had since started brewing its own after our last visit (again… first
Michigan trip blah blah blah). Even
though they have a ridiculous tap selection, we felt obligated to try two of
Hop Cat’s house beers: the Hoppopotamus IPA and Kiwi Berliner Weiss. Guess who ordered which beer? We also HAD to get an order of Crack Fries,
which were not as good as I had remembered.
They were still good, just not “crack” good. And if there’s one thing I know, it’s the quality
of good crack (see my other blog, The Rock Trippers). Overall, the beers were fine but not
memorable. The IPA had a bit of diacetyl
(buttery) quality, but it was still enjoyable.
I was pleased to see that the Frank Zappa mural in the men’s restroom
was still intact, although the awesome free jukebox was out of order. M’wah!
They must have spiked our Crack Fries with bananas! |
After Hop Cat, Kelly took us to two of her favorite local
watering holes. Up first was Stella’s,
an ultra-modern but eclectic bar with a vintage feel. I use the term vintage because Stella’s
boasts a huge inventory of classic 80’s arcade games. I also noticed three pop art works on the
wall above the bar featuring three of my favorite television characters of all
time: Sam Weir, Neal Schweiber and Bill Haverchuck, better known as the “Geeks”
from NBC’s short-lived Freaks and Geeks aka the greatest TV show of all
time. As if that wasn’t cool enough,
they were painted on vinyl records! In
addition to a small but well thought-out tap selection, Stella’s also offers
two hundred different whiskeys and a variety of vegan and vegetarian
dishes. The longer we stayed, the more I
thought about how much we would hang out there if we lived in Grand
Rapids. Beer-wise, I ordered a Short’s Huma
Lupa Licious IPA, which was better than I had remembered. Brewslut opted for a glass of Sangria, which
was one of the happy hour specials.
Afterwards, we headed over to Meanwhile, another awesome
local bar with cool artsy décor and a great beer selection. I went with a pint of Founders All Day IPA, a
new session beer that surprisingly was not on tap at Founders. Brewslut went with one of her perennial
favorites, Short’s Soft Parade. I almost
bought some cool merch here, including the previously referenced Bill
Haverchuck vinyl painting (they were selling a whole bunch of pop culture
figures painted on old records for $20) and a T-shirt that read, “Thanks Bruce
Dickinson.” Being a huge Iron Maiden
fan, I had to ask the bartender what the story was behind this shirt
design. Apparently, the owner of the bar
was playing a video game and was having difficulty advancing to the next
level. His friend put on Iron Maiden’s Powerslave album and, by the grace of
the “Air Raid Siren” himself, he was able to advance to the next level. Hence the awesome shirt. So, we visited two of the coolest bars we
have ever visited in one night… in the same town. How cool is that?
Bruce Dickinson fixes everything! |
After a one-and-done at Meanwhile, we’d become rather
hungry, so Kelly suggested a great, little award-winning Mexican restaurant
called Beltline Bar. She warned us that
it wasn’t the classiest place, but the food was bangin’. We were game.
The food was, indeed, quite bangin’.
Classic Mexican cuisine, cheap prices, and large portions. To quote Philadelphia Collins, “Baaaaaaaaam!!!”
Our final stop of the evening was Brewery Vivant, a Belgian-inspired
brewpub situated in an old defunct funeral home, and a new destination for
us. They had a relatively small but
diverse house beer menu. The first beer
to stand out was a French-style Farmhouse Ale aged in oak Jack Daniels
barrels. I usually gravitate to the
barrel-aged beers, and this time was no different. Brewslut got the Imperial Stout, a mammoth
beer with which to end the night. We
were having a good time talking, so I opted for a second, a Belgian IPA, which
was quite intense. The food looked
great, but we were stuffed from our dinner at Beltline Bar. Perhaps next time we will have dinner
there.
Inside Brewery Vivant |
And thus ends day two of The
Great Taste Caper. Stay tuned for Day
Three: Return of the Mikie!